Jew Beard

When you cut off your pubic hair and apply it to someones face.

"whoa dude, jon lee passed out, lets give him a Jew Beard"

by dennis schaeffer May 12, 2010

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beandip

to make a scooping motion on a person's nipple whtile at the same time shouting, "Bean dip!"

Benny was walking down the hall when he was unexpectedly ambushed and "Bean-dipped"
-beandip-

by thatwierdguy February 19, 2009

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Beam

to get really high; syn: stoned, blazed

"I'm so beamed!"

"Yo, beam me up bitch"

"Yo, let's go beam it up!"

by twatsnatcher April 23, 2009

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Beadie

A cone shaped, small, herbal cigarette rolled in a special leaf. Sold in odd bundles throughout Okinawa.

"What the hell is that you're smokin' on? Don't be surprised if you faill a piss test smokin' that shit." "Nah man, its a beadie, I got a pack of these on gate 2 street."

by The Worldly Dude February 8, 2010

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Beaming

1. On Ecstasy pills or MDMA.
2. Having noticably dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.

We'd been up all night and by the time we stumbled into the pub at 11 the next morning, we were still beaming.

by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008

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1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.

2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.

A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...

Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."

by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006

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