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phantom friends

A sudden illusion of being amidst friends in the middle of one’s stark and sad aloneness during this time of COVID-19.
While I was reading I looked up at all of my phantom friends who appeared right out of the blue and felt immediately comforted.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2020
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Friend Of Amy's

Mike: Yo do you think that hottie over there is checking me out?
John: Nah I know her, she's a friend of Amy's.
by Darling Ghost June 28, 2009
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dumb friends

A group of people that get along well and will know nothing in the worldddd.
Yo those people together are suck dumb friends!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
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barcode friend

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you
by archie01 October 27, 2021
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Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
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Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
by Mayor Me November 27, 2020
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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