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quail muffin

guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!
by bahahhahah123 September 25, 2011
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Sex Muffin

Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.
Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".
by Colombianomania September 30, 2005
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Muffin time

Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.
Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?

Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe
by Chezbegurs December 22, 2018
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muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.
You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.
by Tanbor November 18, 2005
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Muffin Time

Special attention given to a women's vaginal region, specifically oral stimulation.
Woman: "I want muffin time!"

Man: "Yes, dear."
by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 12, 2009
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slut-muffin

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)
Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.
by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006
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Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.
Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.
by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009
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