rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011

schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

station wagon

station wagon is when you are doing a girl on the ground and you get on top and hump her through your room and down the stairs while on the ground and you get in your station wagon take it out of park and and move to the back nd smash and get out of 25 children of yours to steer while you move the car while humping in the bac

me and my girl station wagon down 98 highway until a cop pulled us over cause our car was bounceing too much

by billynutrickydickyyogirl May 23, 2017

pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011

Wagon Milkins

A person who is careless or clumsy in action.

Don`t give it to her, she`s Wagon Milkins

by 4string June 6, 2010

Bo Wagon

Someone that carries around a Body Odour Scent everywhere they go

“P Stewart is a BO Wagon

by InsultingCow192 January 24, 2025

Snack Wagon

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.

Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025