Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)

Willy Wonka

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020

Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et

That wanker is such a willy wonka

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.

My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.

by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?

Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy Wonka”?

by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021