penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

by lauren :] March 28, 2009

Spanish Weaseler

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.

"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"

by N-dizzle W-izzle March 27, 2008

Pop-Goes-The-Weasel

When two guys take turns sucking each other off. They both must be in sitting positions facing each other before one bends down to take a suck then POPS back up while the other goes down for a suck. They continue alternating until satisfied. (Weaseling for short).

My partner and I don’t like 69ing but enjoy pleasing each other simultaneously so we do pop-goes-the-weasel.

by JustTip October 14, 2021

shit weasel

that stuff you plunge out of your bathtub when it gets clogged with hair

Gotta plunge the tub shit weasel is clogging the pipe.

by fangsneed June 22, 2012

ice weasel

anything that might trough a wrench into fixing your snowmobile - for good.

an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other examples could include: friends who make themselves out to be enemies; enemies who make themselves out to be friends.

by Rami Kuttaineh May 6, 2008

crotch weasel

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

weasel

a person thinking doodles are totally awesome! and that rides horses with a hunchback and piano hands. the "april babies" hate them.

weasel stomping day is their national holiday.

that stupid weasel is obbsessed with doodles!

that stupid weasel cant ride a horse.

by doodleoutttttt June 17, 2009