Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

T-Winger

A hick, or an unintelligent country man who wears all camouflage. Most T Wingers are, in fact, fake. Usually grown up in the city, the T-winger gravitates towards hickdom once society rejects his uneducated views, slurred speech and brown teeth. T wingers are mostly hard to find because of their unique camouflage outfits they bought at Walmart.

Chadwhick Worthington: There's a floating head over there, my God!
Montgomery Hayward: Silly Chadwick good lad, that's just a T-Winger!

by Dawgy91837737 June 19, 2016

Beanie Winker

some kid named Jacob who is short.

"You're such a beanie winker"

by Nintender June 8, 2019

Rip Van Winker

A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Bagel Winner

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

by qweaspo March 5, 2011

dean winters

Fabulous actor. Ryan O'Reilly on the acclaimed HBO show OZ. Was also on season 1 and 2 of Law and Order SVU.

Dean Winters who played Ryan O'Reilly is hot!

by ShanitaV August 17, 2006

Wintroll

A troll whose disruptive posts typically proclaim that Microsoft Windows is utterly superior to other operating systems (typically Linux), and that users of other operating systems like Linux are fanatics, lunatics, zealots, communists, anti-Americans, or hippies.

Wintrolls are most commonly found on the USENET newsgroup comp.os.linux.advocacy, where for years their mantra has been that Linux is "not ready for the desktop" user market segment, and that less than 1% of desktop users run Linux.

They are also found on urbandictionary.com, where they have been posting "definitions" of Linux that say only that it's "not ready for the desktop."

"Wintroll" is always capitalized.

comp.os.linux.advocacy is full of Wintrolls!

by Shaka Zulu September 3, 2004