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nearo waste

Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.
"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"

I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!
by teddytbird November 5, 2011
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urban waste

When a person is stoned and they think they have invented a really good word to submit to Urban Dictionary.....but when they sober up, they think what was I thinking???
Last night I did such an Urban Waste , my friend and I worked really hard on this funny definition that made sense at the time, but in the morning it sounded so stupid!
by Cubby Cubster May 12, 2016
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Mad Waste

Ex.”This party is mad waste bro.”
by definitionerer December 14, 2017
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Idle Waste

Idle waste is removing waste out of your body, such as shit, piss, farts and belches and not moving for a reason. in result, dirtying yourself.
Person 1: I was hanging with Triniti and she decided to take a massive Idle Waste in her leggings, it was rancid!

Person 2: What a lazy slob! Did she clean herself?

Person 1: Of course not! She made me do it!

Person 2: Gross! What a lazy cow she is!
by fortnitefunnies69420 March 2, 2020
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Central Park Wasted

The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.
"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."
by Lil' Day-Day October 20, 2012
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White girl wasted

when you go to another drunk girls house and she stole your frap and you get extremly drunk because of how white girl wasted you are. btw ur white if you didnt know and everyone else is also white. You start singing along to random japanese songs and completey failing, Pretending you`re mexican and waking up to find 5 miss calls from your self and also finding all night you were making out with a cow,
GIRL WE WERE SO WHITE GIRL WASTED, WE WERE EVEN MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED THEN BRITTNEY, WELL READY TO GET MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED TIME
by h790ik May 3, 2018
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I just wasted your time.

i just wasted your time clicking/ searching this up.
you can leave now. I just wasted your time.
by yuri tared December 6, 2019
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