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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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Smacking the weasel

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?
by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010
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Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .
Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.
by brojob69 April 17, 2023
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Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"
Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....
by Tomcalct November 19, 2020
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Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.
Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.
by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022
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