Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.

Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.

by Scuttle King May 6, 2011

Weasel sisters

Two girls who have dated and had sex with the same guy at different times.

Boys are Eskimo brothers, girls are weasel sisters

by Blue mama December 21, 2013

Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music

Bro why are you being a weasel rn

by Mason James February 14, 2020

Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011