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Vanilla

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.
#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”

#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”

#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
by Dr.door January 13, 2019
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Vanilla Sprite

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.
"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"
by eb4 July 9, 2022
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Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
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Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?
by smbdy19 October 8, 2023
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Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it
I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.
by VA31 November 21, 2020
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VANILLA EATER

yo tyrone u a vanilla eater bro
by Himothy Timothy May 25, 2025
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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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