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In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.
"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."
by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013
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Verizon

American telecom service provider known primarily for getting only two things right: its network and its money. Best choice for those who have money to blow and often desperately 'need' to access Facebook in the boonies
Damn it, my daughter blew through 40 GB of data with our Verizon service, she knows good and damn well that shit costs extra!
by assmennfiossa December 20, 2014
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Versatile person

Versatile means that you are good at, or familiar with many things.
If you were a versatile football player, you would play almost every position.

Or a versatile Chef could cook almost anything.

Being a versatile, means you can play several sports, or several musical instruments.
'He is versatile in music.' - Means that he is a versatile person because he is very good at playing many instruments.

'She's very versatile in bed.' - Means that she is a versatile person because she can assume many positions in bed.
by Kambal November 11, 2013
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Verger

Someone who makes it a goal to and takes pride in being the first to see the newest releases. One who makes a habit of being on the verge. (Esp. in music and celebrity news)
A: Dude Chris is always talking about how he gets every mixtape the night it comes out. Sometimes he even gets songs before the official versions are released!
B: Yea I know dude, he's like the definition of a verger.
by The Hero 9691 April 2, 2011
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Verna

One who owns.
Verna owns everyone.
by Ryan October 6, 2003
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mount vernon

money earnin' mount vernon is the city that heavy "d", denzel washington, and dick clark hail from. (to name a few) (yeah i hate hate dick clark too but whatever) no matter where a kid grows up here they can walk to a ghetto or a extremely wealthy neighborhood, thus creating a keene sense of social class division at a young age...
which can explain why the middle to lower class people from here will forever be chasing paper, and the wealthier people will forever be moving out of town.
Middle Class Person: "Today I walked the length of Gramatan Ave. South to North.. at first I felt as I may get jumped, but by the end people looked at me as I may jump them."
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