Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018

kamikaze vag

kamikaze vag ~ n. simple ~ when you are a clog wearing dutch kamikaze vag either as a person or with one
Laurunk MonkeyHePissed

The alien self proclaimed angel was actually a kamikaze vag who ruined two souls for the price of her 4^17^191 lifetimes minimum in Nash with SawYewem. She could not control her n****r pizza addiction.

by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025

Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.

Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."

by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011

Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018