"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.