tweaker

1)A male who masturbates frequently

2)Someone who sucks at everything they have ever tried.

1)That kid has been in his room alone all day. What a tweaker!

2)He is such a tweaker he should give up school and start giving handjobs for crack!

by UOIT shredderz January 20, 2005

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

herb tweaka

someone who smokes a lot of weed

bill is still a herb tweaka

by deb July 1, 2003

tweaked

made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out

girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!

by J April 6, 2005

Tweaker

a hyperactive, annoying little kid

you are a tweaker

by Jared Blash November 2, 2008

tweaker

a tweaker is simply a weirdo, from that weird girl who stalks you, the weird witch lady who lives at number 3 to that crazy old guy with the massive beard who rides his bike around all day muttering. its useful to have in the vocab as it can be shouted with no risk of insult to the tweaker in question. by streachin the sylables it can be made into an almost bird like cry. if u like
tweeeeee-kaaaaaahh

"oh my god, this guy is a fucking stalker, what a tweaker"

"shit dude, did you see that matey wearin girls clothes, what a tweeker"

"whos that tweaker on a microscooter"

by purv of the gore May 5, 2007

Tweeker

A tiny protubrance used to support one's body weight when rock climbing.

I was standing a tweeker, but my foot slipped and I then fell.

by rock-a-jock-man March 12, 2008