food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008

table

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

arrange or enter in tabular form

put the shit on my table

by michael jackson...yeah its me August 25, 2010

wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

by agc homie May 5, 2003

Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium

Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"

by xyvgamer June 29, 2021