turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird April 12, 2016

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wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

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A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

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turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

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tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

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Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

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