Tuckiweenytini

When you tuck your penis between your legs and only your pubes show in a “V” pattern that resembles a martini.

Luke loves to tuck his penis between his legs and look at his Tuckiweenytini.

by Killbo1 May 12, 2021

Tucker size

A very small dip or chew

I’m taking a tucker size because I dont want to get busted

by Cart boss 2.0 September 13, 2021

tucker trolling

to troll or epic prank a specific man named tucker

"guess what, tucker?"
"what?"
"chicken butt! YOOO im totally pranking tucker right now. (Doing a bit of tucker trolling)"

by mzzjads December 14, 2021

tuckmuck

tuckmuck, a volatile liquid that is mainly composed of shit, cum, farts, liquid anus, gamer nectar, gamer girl bath water, rat semen, mountain dew, horse semen, giraffe semen, computer mouse sludge build-up, rhino semen, millipede semen, butterfly semen, dog semen, monkey semen, centipede semen, cockroach semen, rabbit semen, mole rat semen,

slimy hagfish semen, frog semen, peanut butter, walnuts, microphones, trombone spit, molten plastic, molten aluminum, rtx 3090's, glados semen, grease(unknown), armpit juice, jaundiced skin cells, bob the alien, tiodoore chzon Kazakhstan, purified dark chocolate, glowstick juice, uranium 235(enriched), liquid hydrogen, tnt, reagent mixtures(all types), and liquid NFT's.

side effects may include...

shitting out of mouth.
farting from eyeballs.
instant death.
kidney failure.
heart failure.
liver failure.
lung failure.
brain failure.
Christian western chandler disorder.
involuntary purchasing of NFT's.
HIV.
Aids.
cancer.
urethrae cactus.
stinky buttocks.
bad case of microscopicus dickicus.

person 1: i just bought some tuckmuck
person 2:no way can i have some
person 1: penile cancer

by fjhgfdsfgjhfdgjhkjg ghj tertn January 28, 2022

tuckerstuff

A lesbian girl who platonically loves the fictional character Kyle Broflovski.

She posts her art on twitter and Instagram, in which she is also a fucking idiot.
- Sophie

"tuckerstuff just posted"

by Tuckerstuff February 27, 2022

Tuckers

A pair of well-tanned testicles named after Tucker Carlson and his revolutionary scrotum tanning testosterone revitalization technique.

Bro, did you get a tanner? That's a great pair of Tuckers.

by Merkin Wrangler April 21, 2022

Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.

1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022