ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

A great friend who has a strange obsession with 5 Second of Summer and My Chemical Romance.

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by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 30, 2021

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high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

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arbo-tree-ist

w made up this word, similar to the word which is its predecessor, arbolist.

somebody who knows about trees, derivitive perhaps from the original: arborist.

dick cheney told me i was the leader of the nation so i think i'll make up a word about trees. when one already exists.

by sherry November 6, 2004

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Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007

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tree piss

1) The sap that comes out of a tree.
2) A really tall guy going for a pee.
3) The piss on a tree left over by a guy or many guys who've done their buisiness there.
4) An insult related to the words slut, skank, whore, biznatch, hoze-bag, etc.

Courtney is such tree piss, there's no guy who hasn't done her over atleast once.

by Jes-this November 25, 2006

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plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008

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Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.

Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

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