A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.
by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010
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B: Word...
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C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
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C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature
by Boojah3 July 23, 2011
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When you walk into a public restroom and someone else is walking out and you have to try and guess which stall they used so you can choose another.
-What took you so long?
-I walked in the bathroom as a fat guy walked out so I had to play toilet stall roulette. I lost. The seat was warm.
-I walked in the bathroom as a fat guy walked out so I had to play toilet stall roulette. I lost. The seat was warm.
by Psychic Canadian September 16, 2013
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Get the Toilet mug.A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔
#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑
Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!
😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂
#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
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Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019
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