When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
by TSmizzle November 23, 2009
Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.
by Luanda December 02, 2016
1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.
by TheKimmer September 07, 2010
The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 20, 2010
Chris irvine is another wrestler to come out of Stu hart's legendary dungeon.He is one of the few wrestlers who have mic skills upthere with The Rock and Wrestling skills that can matchup to Chris benoit.
Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.
In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).
But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.
After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.
In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).
But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.
After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
1.) Now that the Y2J problem is here,the WWF will never e-e-ever be the same again.
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
by Bret hart January 13, 2006
its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america
"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"
by Craig_E January 01, 2008