Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 06, 2020

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 30, 2019

salty pair

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

by saltypairofyourfav December 09, 2013

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 01, 2022

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022