friend chips

A virtual collection of "chips" you collect by doing favors for friends.

Brian: Dude, can you help me move out of my house this weekend?

Dave: I will, but that will cost you 12 months worth of friend chips.

by LakeStevensBA March 20, 2009

Friend Of Amy's

A gay woman, female homosexual.

Mike: Yo do you think that hottie over there is checking me out?
John: Nah I know her, she's a friend of Amy's.

by Darling Ghost June 28, 2009

dumb friends

A group of people that get along well and will know nothing in the worldddd.

Yo those people together are suck dumb friends!

by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020

barcode friend

a friend who has self-harm scars

gtg, my barcode friend just texted me “i love you”

by archie01 October 27, 2021

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.

We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(

by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014

priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.

Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.

by MikeBus October 23, 2010