Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022

Cabbage Breath

A scent of breath much like a rotting corpse or wilted, overcooked vegetable, incurred by smoking hookah and drinking massive amounts of liquor simultaneously.

Bob: Wow, that girl Shida sure has some cabbage breath.

Tim: Oh yeah, it's like that because she smokes hookah while drinking profusely and facebook stalking.

Bob: Yeah, I heard her personality is even worse than her breath.

by Sheduh March 17, 2010

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Cabbage

The nickname for Australian Army Cavalry.

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"

by Diggermorale January 22, 2020

Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010