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stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.
Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.
by wonkalicious November 15, 2013
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prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!
by Spasticgal December 6, 2013
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Burrito

Aye, wanna hit this burrito.
by irollburritos February 4, 2015
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Fishstick sandwich burrito

A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.
"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito
by Cod90Gamer February 25, 2015
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.
Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!
by ZombiEngineer May 31, 2015
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Bean Burrito

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.
My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.
by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015
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