tesstickles

a person who likes to suck a lot of cock. while smoking a joint in between.

reid: dude i got head last night from marie

derek: yeah i've heard she was a tesstickles

by Tesstickles Boys October 15, 2008

test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

acid test

A technique wherein a person subjects a potential friend to a series of mean or horrific tests to see if the person is actually cool.

pass:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck yourself.
Potential Friend: Fuck you too, buddy. Wanna go grab a burger?
Cool Guy: Congrats, you passed the acid test.

fail:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck youself.
Potential Friend: *cry*

by sk1tch March 9, 2007

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009