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ratchet vag

A vagina that you can loosen or tighten to fit extra comfortable. Get clicking that ratchet lol
Hey lady get that ratchet vagina open and ready for me to adjust!
by Big Feller69 January 24, 2018
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Vag

1. Abbreviation for Vagina.
2. Can mean something is awesome.
3. Can also mean something very bad.
I put my dick deep in her Vag.

OMG that was so Vag.

Kevin Owens is a giant Vag.
by ImmortalEdgeHD February 9, 2017
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Vag on Vag

Another word for scissoring . when two girls rub their vaginas together in order to orgasm.
Hannah and I tried vag on vag last night.
by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019
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Vag on Vag

Another word for scissoring . when two girls rub their vaginas together in order to orgasm.
Hannah and I tried vag on vag last night.
by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019
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Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"
by Away1999 December 20, 2019
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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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Vag puppet

Man sarah is a total vag puppet
by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
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