Swisshole

An asshole from Switzerland.

Those bankers at UBS are real Swissholes, they liquidated MORL at the absolute bottom!

by BoneCrusher2000 February 1, 2023

Swass

Sweaty ass

Dude, it's so fuckin' hot out here, I've got some major swass.

by LuciferKing666 February 19, 2023

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023

Swassemen

Sweaty, Sticky, Semen Glazed Asscrack.

“Omg babe, that load gave me such Swassemen!”

It’s been so long since I’ve hooked up, I remembered the walk of shame, but forgot all about the sticky, swassemen…

Making passionate love under the moonlight, we both exploded and used the swasssemen to continue the our electrifying endeavours.

First timer…

“I thought it was supposed to be romantic, instead I woke up with shame, regret and a lot of swassemen”.

by Wintare April 11, 2023

Swiss dog

To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard

Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.

Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!

by Member.dic April 12, 2023

Swiss

A slang term used by people in the range of 40 to 55 years old that means dope, fly, or cool AF. Originated because Jack Nickleson was known to terminate dates in the 1960's early 2000's by making their date a sandwich that included swiss cheese as a sign to holey leave the building.

Christopher was traveling with Sasha to see a Nirvana concert and they felt the entire experience was totally swiss!

by DJ Criminal9 April 20, 2023