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Strawberry Wine

The boy that you lose your virginity to over the summer in high school.
Lily: We had sex the summer before senior year

Ella: So he’s your Strawberry Wine
by deannaaaaa December 14, 2021
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Majira Strawberry

THE FURRY PRESIDENT AND ATRIUS OTTER IS A FRAUD.
you all need to vote majira strawberry annually for our well being.
by Pastaboss2247 December 1, 2020
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Move the Strawberries

The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.

Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.
"So how did your date go?"
"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"
"Did you move the strawberries?"
"Of course! Frigid bastard"
by Misteroz November 16, 2007
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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011
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Strawberry Milkshake

The sexual act in which one person, often the male, punches the other person, who may be male or female, in the face so that he or she begins to bleed from the nose. The person then ejaculates on the face of the individual whose nose is bleeding, which in turn creates a mixture of red and white liquid on the face, commonly referred to as a strawberry milkshake.
1. "OMG Stephen you have to cum on her face, but first punch her so you can make a tasty strawberry milkshake"

2. "Keri you won't believe what happened last night, I gave this girl the tastiest milkshake the other day, it was strawberry"
"Ew Stephen, that's gross, I hope you didn't punch her too hard!"
by Kerbear92 January 5, 2014
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Strawberry Cow

An action when you eat a girl out on her period and take a mouth full of whipped cream and mix both until it's pink and spit it on her boobs
Jenny let me do a strawberry cow on her last night!
by Carbohydrate Daddy April 8, 2022
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strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.
Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.
by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007
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