United statian

A term created by British and British Commonwealth citizens to describe residents of the United States of America who identify themselves as "Americans". Its use is to differentiate that country's citizen from citizens of other countries located on the North and South American continents who could feasibility also be called Americans.

It is vital to note that Americans from the United States of America do not recognize this distinction, and only refer to themselves as Americans. This makes any other distinction by any other country irrelevant.

United Statian is an incorrect term used to describe citizens of United States of America.

Bob: Oy mate, I watched a United Statian football match on tv last night.

Matt:. Huh? You mean American football match? No one calls Yanks United Statians.

by Gatorkt November 28, 2017

shatia

A Fine, gorgeous stud, lesbian. Aggressive Lesbian.

That gurl a Shatia

by KimboSliceMe October 6, 2013

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

Stationary Fuel

Another name for Porn that you do not watch, you just look at it. (Pictures)

My Internet was down so i had to settle for Stationary Fuel.

by AM#1 March 27, 2010

hang station

A rundown chunky cheese perfect for hanging niggers.

I found the best hang station last we to hang that nigger Caleb

by MyDadBeatsM3 July 12, 2017