squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

Timothy Stapleton

A boy that gets into a lot of trouble, Has siblings and friends that would almost anything for him.Is intellectual but usually does and says all the wrong things.Has a horrid temper, that flares at any given time.Grows into an amazing man that is just about every girls dream- Handsome, compassionate, strong, and successful!

Timothy Stapleton is a beast!

by NoneyaBuissness September 24, 2011

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

madi stapleton

A really sassy ass girl who is also really pretty, smart and well spoken. If a madi doesnt like you then your pretty much going to be taking shit from her for as long as your in her periferal vision, but if she does like you then she well eventually go to prom with you. This is a fact

Wow she really told you off!, what did you do?
Nothing its just madi stapleton

Who could i ask to help me with feminist studies?
Idk try a madi

by Slothinator666 April 1, 2015

tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring

wow that guy is such a harry staples.

by JRE3007 May 31, 2017

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018