an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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Get the smurf mug.Anything that evokes the inherent cheeriness of the smuf community in a person, sometimes resulting in an outbreak of song. Usually a chipper tune that sounds a bit like this: "FA LA LALA LA LA"
by Sara E. Duvall March 21, 2005
Get the smurfgasmic mug.Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
Get the bloody smurf mug.When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.
by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009
Get the Smurfed mug.To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.
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