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Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011
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