Chav Spoons

Fingers, used to eat crap fast food on the street when quality plastic cutlery is not available.

Give us a feel, Katy" "Piss off, Peter! Yer chav spoons are all greasy from that KFC

by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011

Spoon in the pot

In sexuality, the act of penetration. The spoon stands for the male member, the pot represents female reproductive organ.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date with that bitch? Did you put the spoon in the pot?
Mattia: No, you know, I'm a wanker!

by bARMAn78 September 25, 2008

big spoon- little spoon- fork

A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.

A movie night between friends becoming an orgy, going from big spoon- little spoon- fork.

by ranggggggggga April 29, 2011

spoon

1) Eating instrument.
2) Exclamation of joy.
3) Code word for porn.

1) "Dude, pass me that spoon."
2) "Dude, I just got root of all evil, SPOON!"
3) "Dude, I've got some nice spoon in my bag."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve September 18, 2007

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 17, 2006