National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

by Bonism December 12, 2020

National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

by blueberryacres May 18, 2022

chocolate strawberry shortcake

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake

tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

shorteez

A third-world, starving child.

It's for da SHORTEEZ!

by MC Alex November 14, 2004

snorty

A tube that you put to your nostril to aid snorting a powder drug such as K or Chang. could be a note or a roll of paper. Also known as snortytube

katty, pass the snorty, i'v racked up...again

by hnnh May 22, 2006

snorted out

to be very high on a substance that is snorted

"I'm smoked out snorted out Drunken and im blown" DJ paul
If you dont know three 6 you dont need to know what this means...

by dirtydbommb January 5, 2007

shortcut

when your watching tv and it goes from one show to the next

man i was watching tv last night and it went to commercial and it was a different show it was like a shortcut or some other shit

by aaron plowman January 17, 2017