1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

The first Album released in 1990 by Green Day.

I just went into HMV and bought 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours.

by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

sloothie

word for skank, when used directly at the object being accused. sloo

"you're such a sloothie!"

by ohgosh. August 17, 2006

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

smoothieshake

The amalgamation of what would usually be thought of as a milkshake or a smooth into one beverage.

The best home made smoothieshake ever

by Phelim Brady May 5, 2008

Chocolate Smoothie

To do this you must engage a female in anal sex, and after ejaculating, you drink the liquids secreting from her ass, then simultaneously spit the fluids into her mouth. She then proceeds to swallow the substance.

Dan and I were extremly bored the other night so he decided to give me a chocolate smoothie... it was quite satisfying.

by S. B. Hood Money September 19, 2009

Tomato Smoothie

One part sperm, one part pussy blood,

and another part sperm.

Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.

Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.

by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009

dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012