Smarsh

A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.

That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!

by Noneofurbiz September 30, 2011

Smash and Pass

To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em

Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material

by 0613340 November 26, 2014

slapsteamer

when u take a huge shit into a sock,a bag,or andthing that will hold a huge load. tie the sock/bag off swing it around your head like an old fashion sling shot, go slap some one in the face with ur steaming load

-charles took a huge steamy load into his sock and ran up to his buddy chester and slaped him in the face with it

-i ran up to that cop and gave him a slapsteamer

by mmmfood08 April 4, 2006

SMAPOYD

'Send me a picture of your dick.' Frequently used by whores or gay men who are trying to convince someone, via text message, to send them pictures of their genitals.

'omg u r hawt, plz SMAPOYD ASAP'

by Stompbox December 30, 2007

smash fruit

a term fouding in mtl that means to have sex.

It's not that hard to figure out.

-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?

- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.

by ultimate smasher June 22, 2009

Smash your back end out

To have hard, vigorous sex with a person.

John: "I'm gonna smash your back end out."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

Smash Ball

The action of having sex with someone for the first time. The people involved do not have to be virgins, but to call it a Smash Ball they must have not had any sexual experiences with eachother prior to te encounter. The name comes from most prized item in Super Smash Bros franchise. In the game, getting the Smash Ball allows you to use a killer move that will most likely allow you to win the game.

Hey bro, did you get the Smash Ball with Alyssa yet?

by Anonymous Pickle November 19, 2017