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Shrek

by -Myst- September 20, 2021
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Mmmmm shrek is so sexyyyyyyyy
by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020
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The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.
Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?
by boatedRus April 14, 2025
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Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.
Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"
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Shrek

I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love shrek.
by Shrek_isDADDY December 20, 2020
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shrek

the most sexiest living being to every step foot on the horrid planet of ours
oh my fucking god i would just love for Shrek to be my valentines day date ouuu my lawd
by iloveushrek June 24, 2020
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Shrek

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018
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