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Scarpinitis

What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.
She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.
by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011
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shamp

It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.
"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski
by doctord February 7, 2015
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Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled
Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...
by NewMath September 13, 2016
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shampert

shamperter shiminy shaperter shampert junior shamperter
isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior
by shamperter October 14, 2017
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scarpy

Person1: "Heard of that rapist on 19 Bakers Street"
Person2: "Yeah mate that was fucking scarpy"
by iMuTaNtZ February 3, 2018
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Shampeat

Unlike a threepeat, this is when your team is so bad it consistently loses year after year named after the Northeastern Shamrocks, pro hockey team.
Bro, our team is about to pull a shampeat for the next few years
by Shampeater October 2, 2019
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Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.
Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”
by taxevasion July 18, 2020
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