royal

Noun - an accidental brushing against or incidental touching of somebody else in a private or usually off limits area.

Sometimes pronounced "Roy-AL"

Hey did you see that? I just turned around and totally royaled the back of my hand against the boss's boob. How embarassing!

by pon loc July 16, 2008

Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 12, 2007

royal dupe

to dupe someone off the interwebs.

also see "dupe" or "pwnt"

usually used after someone is POTR or just Pwnt into silence.

"man that guy lagged out"
"thats teh royal dupage goin on"
"yeah man. buttsecks?"
"nah man, just teh royal dupe"

by hotsecks123 July 30, 2007

Royal Palace Close

A street in Studlands Park, Newmarket, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Eurasia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse,in which everyone has tea and crumpets and sits by the fireplace speaking with posh accents all day.

"I heard there is a new couple moving in on Royal Palace Close with us."
"Wot, wot old chap?"
"I said there is a new coup-"
"I heard, I heard. Pass the crumpets."
"By George I think he's got it!"

by A. Nani Mouse February 19, 2009

the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit

Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!

by Dewbz September 22, 2014

royal threesome

When two Armenian guys treat a lady like a princess then pamper and spoil her throughout the night as they turn her into a queen, and once the night is over, they turn the girl into a slave into the bedroom, dominating her sexually

hey lets royal threesome Ali

by royal threesome October 17, 2014

pie royal

A pie royal is where an individual has sex with more than one pie in succession.

"Oh man I had apple and strawberry in my pie royal last night!"

by Greg Extreme December 3, 2013