switch ride

A second car used primarily for pleasure.

I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.

You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!

by long215 June 25, 2008

Cloud Ride

To smoke marijuana while flying and/or sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.

"Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"

*high five*

by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010

Bonus Ride

A free ride on mass transit.

When you purchase a train ticket, but the conductor never comes by to collect it. As a result, you have a bonus ride and you are left with an unused ticket for later use.

by MTA Rider December 4, 2009

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011

wire rider

Woman who propositions or otherwise flirts with men at check cashing and payday advance stations. They can also be found in liquor stores and truck stops that have western union.

That wire rider was all up in my biz cuz I was the only dude there picking up a wire and not getting a paycheck advance.

by frenchbankrobber May 3, 2014

This ride's closing!

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use

Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!

by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016

Danger Ride

(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."

I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.

by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017