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oakland raidered

the feeling that whatever you do, whenever you do it you will always get screwed in the end no matter what
person 1: i got a winning lottery ticket yesterday
person 2: oh nice how much money did you win
person 1: nothing right as i found out i got robbed at gunpoint
person 2: wow you seriously got oakland raidered
by lokester712 October 12, 2010
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pony rider

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.
You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?
by Ed G March 8, 2008
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stunt rider

Most notably a female pornstar. However it can also mean a female "fuck buddy" or a girl who pleases you sexually with no emotional ties.

Opposite of a stunt cock which is a male pornstar.
The pornstar Destiny Dixon is a stunt rider as illustrated by her tattoo which states "stunt rider"
by gooberz April 15, 2010
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Kentucky low rider

When a car with stock suspension is lowered by an obese person in either the front or back seat.A person of 300+ lbs can lower the car up to 4 inches and can bounce the vehicle if he/she chooses to shift weight.
"yo my cousin is a fan of chicks in Kentucky low riders."
by ApimpNamedSlickback August 21, 2007
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Fucktard Harley Rider

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!
by Jay buckwheat April 28, 2012
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are a controversial NFL team reviled by "higher class" haters. They are loved by the Raider Nation, which consists of football fans who are intense, passionate individuals with chips on their shoulders. The Raiders have always insisted on doing things their way, playing with a lot of heart, and winning and succeeding in spite of their own foolish mistakes. To be a Raider is to defeat opponents sheerly based on your iron will, mental toughness, and true grit.

Perennial underdogs who revel in proving their critics wrong, the Raiders and their fans have a rich tradition of embracing former castoffs like Jim Plunkett and Rich Gannon and turning them into gunslinging, weatherbeaten winners.

The Raiders also have the best and most meaningful team slogans, "Pride and Poise," "Just Win, Baby," "Commitment to Excellence," and "Just Cut It Loose." For more information on the Oakland Raiders, check out the team's official anthem, "The Autumn Wind", which truly describes what it means to be a Raider.
Broncos Fan: Dude, the Oakland Raiders suck! Why are you still rooting for these losers?!!Go Broncos!!

Oakland Raider Fan: Win, lose, or tie, I'm a Raider 'til I die.

Next Day....

Broncos Fan: Hey can we not talk about football today?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Why because you're butt-hurt that the Raiders raped your donkeys in front of your own fans? 59-14 baby!!!! Suck on that, Run DMC all day baby!!! Donkeys suck!!!!
by paynasty23 December 29, 2010
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