Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
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royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet
Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!
by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021
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Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 02, 2021
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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
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Josh plays Clan Royale

A guy who plays with gay decks and ducks his opponents in Clash Royale
Josh you gay homosexual stop playing Clash royal Josh plays Clan Royale
by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023
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royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 30, 2022
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