Relationboat

It's like a relationship... only it's not.

"Those ignorant fool are in a relationboat fo sho!"

by B-Star McClicks May 5, 2008

normal relationship

This is a concept based on hugs, kisses, quality time spent together, snuggling or cuddling while lying in bed, and holding hands while walking. This is also known as a lovey-dovey relationship.

Normal relationships include the following: hugging, kissing, snuggling, cuddling, holding hands, and being affectionate.

by Cathy309 May 5, 2006

Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

relatives

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.

You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.

by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012

Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019

Love Hate Relationship

Daniel Joseph Martinez and Chelsea Nicole Fortunato

-Why are they best friends but poking eachother all the time?
-It's a love hate relationship thats why

by Danny and Chelsea May 3, 2011