Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.
Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.
That's some freaky pocket precog.
That's some freaky pocket precog.
by MacDanny March 13, 2014
Get the pocket precog mug.An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
by Rockety June 11, 2019
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The cutest, nicest, tenderest, most devoted warmhearted being there ever has been and will ever be.
Also the hottest.
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"I'm lucky to have a girlfriend such Andycita Preciosa".
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"Andycita Preciosa is the absolute sole owner of my heart"
"Andycita Preciosa deserves all my genuine and candorous crazy love"
by Monsieur André May 20, 2020
Get the Andycita Preciosa mug.An English name "precious" with yoruba "mo" meaning "I am precious"..A beautiful name for a smart,caring,beautiful,lovely young lady. Someone who's loyal and loves her family and friends a lot. She tries her best to help her friends out of bad situations and is a very good advicer. She goes around with a smile on her face always bottling up all her problems. She's funny a lot and always jokes around at times.Mo-precious doesn't get annoyed easily. Mo-Precious is a short girl also short and slim but with a great personality.If you've ever met a Mo-Precious count urself lucky cuz they're really rare....
by Elz November 26, 2021
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Get the Lucien Precourt mug.TMF Precha is the stage name of author, rapper, and founder of Now Entertainment aka Tony M Fountain.
by Neverlandpan May 23, 2022
Get the TMF Precha mug.This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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