Preggophile

A man that wants to make a baby with a woman who's already about to have a baby. A real sicko!

Preggophile-Why don't you get a bed from the hospital and put it in your van so you can f%&K her you sorry bass turd!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

pregame

1. A particularly large crap.
2. The release of diaria often before a sporting activity of some importance.
3. The gathering of teamates to release excess waste before a sporting activity.
This term originated when the Cardinal Gibbons varsity lacrosse team joined in the act of crapping before a game vs Durham Academy. The legacy and tradition of the pregame still lives on to this day.

John: "Yo Kev!"
Kev: "What you want?"
John: "You ready for the big game?"
Kev: "Yeah, im stretched and ready to go- theres only one thing left to be done."
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!" they chanted together
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!"
"PREGAME!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH"
and they proceeded to release their waste in the ceremonious bonding ritual of the pregame.

by laxplaya September 23, 2005

pregnorant

A pregnant woman with no or little knowledge of pregnancy or parenting.

Susie is so pregnorant, she still thinks babies come from the stork.

by shinanigoats January 25, 2008

5 Finger Prego Punch

A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.

I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.

by habitual sassbox January 25, 2012

preggers

The best term ever to say a bitch is with child.

That bitch is mad preegers.

by Mike Rawdon June 3, 2005

Pregnant Pause

The amount of time it takes when you look at a girl and wonder if she's pregnant, or just fat.

I had a long Pregnant Pause on Joanie because her top is so loose.

by baronkgc May 24, 2017

PREGO

A very singular expression mostly used to define certain people who don't deserves at least know the meaning of prego.

You're so PREGO that it hurts!
You're fat AND a PREGO!

by rfaccini June 9, 2004