paul mccartney

1. Paul McCartney=sex. Next time you're having sex and doing god knows what just remember that Paul McCartney is actually sex. So you're really having Paul McCartney. Swallow that.
2. Amazing bass player and song-writer. Not a half bad singer either. One of the most infulential and genius musicians of all time.
3. An original member of The Beatles. Enough said.
4. HOOOOOT! No, he's not just "the cute" Beatle, he's the sexiest person... ever. Except Kurt Cobain. Ha.

Crazed Beatles Fan: OMFGZ! Paul McCartney is playing a show next month!!!!
Ugly retard with no life or taste in music: Who's Paul McCartney?
Crazed Beatles Fan: *Kills ugly retard with the Yellow Submarine lunch box that they carry every where because it protects them from ever being unhappy*

by Lauren D. December 28, 2005

Jake Paul

A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.

"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"

by #s r = 2 letters August 5, 2017

Jake Paul

A mutant from the underworld who's only objective is to make people mad.🦑

Jake Paul is a spagettio sandwich

by England is my city June 26, 2017

Paul

A guy who is strong, loyal and loving. Someone who will always be there for you.

"He's been a real Paul"

by Bernard_the_wizard March 4, 2010

Paul

A verb which is used to describe an irreversible stupid action that usually involves “accidentally” hurting someone physically.

“I was just walking down the street and this guy came up and pauled me and then he just started rapidly apologizing to me in the worst possible fashion.”

by Jesse bon von Hoover Schneider November 15, 2019

Jake Paul

A white man that thinks he so cool and rich with a crew of retards. He copy's Logan Paul and if it wasn't for him he wouldn't have the fan base of 8 millon fans.

Hater: Jake Paul can go kill him self
Fan: OMG! GO KILL YOUR SELF U FAN NEVEA MEK FUN EV MY BOIFIEND

by A random writer August 14, 2017

Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008