Polish Mafia

When a person of Polish descent's relatives are constantly over their house. These people do all kinds of work for their Polish relatives and recieve Vodka as compensation. These workers pour concrete, remodel their relatives home and plant shrubbery.
Common names of these workers include Urek and Marek.

-Hey you have a new front porch...that wasn't here yesterday..???

-Yeah the Polish Mafia was over and they also chopped me some firewood.....because their my niggers.

by Shit Stache June 7, 2005

Polish lockup

A social situation where a very attractive or desirable woman demonstrates romantic or sexual interest in a man, yet the man is totally oblivious to the woman's intentions.

"Dude, what happened? I thought G-Money had that girl locked up."
"No, buddy. It was a total Polish lockup. She wanted him so bad, but he didn't see it. After G-Money left, she asked me for his phone number!"
"He'd be slapping those nice titties all night if he wasn't so retarded."

by neodood July 31, 2006

Polish Bike Ride

Similar to "Doggy" but you ride the hoe and move her arms in a swirving twisting motion

Me and jenny totally did a polish bike ride yesterday

by RudayyyC March 15, 2009

Rainbow Polish Girls

Lesbian girls with big boobs, nice arses and are fuckin amazin in bed...Not prostitues... But wear outstanding make up...

boy1 Hey look at that girl
boy2 Yeah look at that arse and those boobs!!
boy1 No i meant her make up
boy2 I bet she's good in bed....
Boy1 Nah bet she's one of those Rainbow Polish Girls

by MidnightAngel January 26, 2009

polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

polish candybar

you dip your dick in chocolate and make your partner eat it after anal sex

Honey that polish candybar was spectacular.

by Pollock killer 420 April 3, 2010

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009