"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 31, 2023
by Special Zero December 17, 2019
"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
by Nerdgasm March 01, 2016
When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead
Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes
by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018
the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.
friend 1: "this is hard"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
by uvtan October 10, 2013
by Johnson dingleberry April 29, 2024
to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021