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angry pig

the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit
"For breakfast, I gave my girl an angry pig!"
by SexyGod March 28, 2009
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pig troll

(noun) An ugly girl trying to get your job
- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 11, 2009
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Pig Food

The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.

2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
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Porky Pigging it

Walking around bottomless; naked from the waist down.
I can't find my pants, so I'm porky pigging it today.
by HerShadow October 17, 2014
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Goon pig

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.
Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.
by Moses111 October 16, 2010
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Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.
Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?
by ɯ August 24, 2018
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ditch pig

A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.
Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?
by bobsyeruncle January 28, 2008
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